Hi Andrea! I love you!
Now go away! This is a secret! Sssh!





















Welcome to the homepage of

Andrea's Birthday, The Stack

Hi. My name is Joe Cook, and I'm Andrea's boyfriend.

If you're interested in learning about what a "stack" is (and I suggest you have a working knowledge of the concept before you delve into the pages contained herein), go to Caltech's official description of Ditch Day, which isn't terribly detailed, but it's a start. Then you might want to use the search option at www.caltech.edu to search for other Caltech pages describing Ditch Day.

If you wanna know what's up with my efforts to make Andrea McColl's coming 18th birthday extra special, follow this link: www2.fortunecity.com/Tatooine/Moorcock/211/outline.html





I might as well go ahead and say something about myself, just because it's important that each of us perform our duty and utilize our sacred right as human beings to waste bandwidth as much as is possible. I'm currently on leave of absence from the California Insitute of Technology where I have been studying theatre, women, and life, and dabbling with such menial activities as mechanical engineering and spacecraft design. I may even play with robotics sometime soon.

At this point in time, I'm in Illinois, trying to regain my sense of self, avoid getting even MORE self-absorbed, and generally improve my soul. I think I'm doing all right so far, although the stories I intended to write haven't gotten themselves written. Chalk one up for lessons learned: intentions don't make intentness. If I am to become a writer, I must sit down and write. Odd how that works, dontcha think?

Email me at:
[email protected]

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